Joe Marler and Jake Bhardwaj are opening the doors to a brand-new clinic.

In the first ever episode of Joe Marler Will See You Now: Second Opinion, listeners send in the questions, dilemmas and mysteries they desperately need a second opinion on.

First up: one man can’t look at his girlfriend’s dog the same way after it watched them have sex. Then, a listener wants to know whether weddings should simply end after dessert.

Along the way, Joe and Jake debate which animals are acceptable to have sex in front of, reveal some disastrous wedding stories and tackle your quickfire questions on everything from fireworks and voice notes to whether cereal is technically soup.

No qualifications. Plenty of opinions.

This is Joe Marler Will See You Now: Second Opinion.